The Ultimate List Of Funny, Clever Wifi Names

Updated on February 12, 2021 by
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Most people don't change their default wifi names. But for those of you who do and are feeling a little playful, here is an ultimate list of over 300 clever wifi names you can copy.

Funniest wifi names

2 Girls, 1 Router
Wu Tang LAN
Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
The Password is…
Open Sesame
Everyday I’m buffering
Lag Out Loud
Hit the Road Jack Input
And Don’t You Come Back
No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo
Blind Sight
Wifi Fever
Now you see me…
Sweet Victory
Life on the Line
Cut the Wire
Wi-Fi, do you love me?
Since 1997
AA Meeting
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Final Fantasy Finally Finishes
Pokemon Slo
Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
Modem Pole
Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi
Wi-Fry Chicken
Living on the Wire
Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN
Join My Bandwidth
Wifi Art Thou Romeo
Russian Hackers
We’ve Got the Goods
Guess Where We Live
Is it me you’re looking for?
12C is the Loneliest Number
Safe Levels of Radiation
404 Wi-Fi Unavailable
99 Problems But Wi-Fi Ain’t One
Abraham Linksys (or John Wilkes Bluetooth)
Access Denied
All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
Area 51 Test Site
Babe Cave
Bandwidth on the Run
Benjamin FrankLAN
Bill Clinternet
Bob’s Unsecured House of Wi-Fi
Clever Wi-Fi Network Name
Click Here For Viruses
Click Here for Wi-Fi
Click Here to Download
Connected, Secured
Connection Lost
Covet Not Thy Neighbor’s Wi-Fi
Cut your lawn
Definitely Not Wi-Fi
Don’t You Wish Your Wi-Fi Was Hot Like Me
Drive-By Wi-Fi (for automobile hotspot)
Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
Dunder MiffLAN
Enter The Dragon’s Network
Ermahgerd, Wi-Fi!
FBI Surveillance Van
Free Public Wi-Fi
Free Wi-Fi For One Night Stand
Funny Wi-Fi Name
Get off My LAN!
Get Your Own Damn Wi-Fi
Girls Gone Wireless
Go Go Router Rangers
Guardians Of The Gateway
Hack If You Can
Help, I’m Trapped In A Router!
Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
Hilary Clinternet
How Is The Signal There?
I Believe Wi Can Fi
I Can Haz Wireless?
I Have Wi-Fi And You Don’t
I Left the Seat Up
I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
Inigo the Modem
Usa Usa Usa Usa
Never gonna give you wifi
Two Girls One Router
Password is Password
Password is Gullible
Upload the rain download in africa
The LAN down under
Spread the Wealth
Pretty Fly for a WiFi
Enter the Dragon’s Wifi
You Click, I Pay
Try Me
Full bars
Hide you wifi
Cup of sugar
Close your bathroom curtains
Work Only
Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
Battle of the Bandwidth
Work Hard Play Hard
Connect Automatically
Missed Connections
You’re WiFired!
For Sale Inquire Within
Changed to Protect the Innocent
This Space Left Intentionally Blank
Scary Sporty Posh Ginger Baby
Thanks Obama
Simon Says No Wifi
Modem Family
Penny get your own wifi
Bedroom Drapes Open Please Watch Us
I Believe Wi can Fi
AOL Dialup
Your Brain On Drugs
Got Milk?
No Soup For You
Vandelay Industries
Recorded for quality and training purposes
Bathroom Cam 2
We Were On A Break!
To Be or not to Be
Routy McRouterface
Area 51
Brave Little Router
Drop and give me 20
Clean your glasses!
Gone Catfishing
That itchy feeling
Cash is king
My Wifu
Free Public Wifi
Candy in the Van
Capture the Lag
May the Wi-Force Be With You
Jar Jar Linksys
These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
A long time ago…
Let the Wifi Win
I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
Forest Moon of Endor
Docking Bay 94
Go Go Gadget Internet
The Matrix
Shaken not Stirred
I’m cheating on my Wi-Fi
If I Had Your Wi-Fi Wouldn’t Need Internet
IP a Lot
It Burns When IP
Keep it on the Download
LAN Down Under
LAN Of Milk And Honey
Life In The Fast LAN
Making Wi-Fi Great Again
Martin Router King
Network Not Found
No Free Wi-Fi Here
No Internet Access
No LAN for the Wicked
No Wi-Fi For You
Not Free So Get Stuffed
Not In Range
Not The Droids You’re Looking For
One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor
Only For Zombies
Password is 1234
Please Connect for Identity Theft
Quit Using My Wi-Fi
Router? I hardly knew her!
Setting up…
Silence Of The LAN
Spying On You
Stealing Wi-Fi Is A Crime
Test Wi-Fi Please Ignore
The Creep Next Door
The LAN Down Under
The Promised LAN
The Wireless-G Spot
This is Not Free Either
Titanic Syncing
Untrusted Network
Very Slow Internet
Virus Distribution Center
Virus Infected Wi-Fi
We Are Watching You
Wi Believe I Can Fi
Chance the Router
Bill Wi, the Science Fi
Formerly Known as Prints
Art Vandelay
H.E. Pennypacker
Abraham Linksys
John Wilkes Bluetooth
Alexander Graham Belkin
Theodore Routervelt
Franklin Delano Routervelt
Vladimir Routin
Vladimir Computin
Linksys Lohan
Winona Router
John Claude WAN Damme
Ludwig WAN Beethoven
Abraham WAN Helsing
LAN Halen
LAN Morrison
Phillip J. WiFry
Iron LAN
LANdo Calrissian
Obi WAN Kenobi
Bilbo Laggins
Frodo Laggins
Torrent Gump
Hogwarts Hall of Wifi
rIP Hedwig
Common Room Wifi
Yer A Wifi Harry
Hagrid’s Hut
Accio Internet
Dumbledore’s IT Staff
Connecto Patronum
Squibs Only
Floo Network
Lord Voldemodem
Bill Wi the Science Fi
A LANister Never Forgets
Winternet is Coming
House LANister
LANnisters Pay Their Debts
LANnisters Send Their Regards
You Shall Not Password
The Ping of the North
The Mad Ping
House of Black and Wifi
Comcasterly Rock
Lord of the Ping
One Wifi to Rule Them All
Routers of Rohan
Huge Tracts of LAN
The Black Links
The Force
404 Network Unavailable
8hz WAN IP
That’s What She SSID
Unregistered Hypercam 2
Spiderman’s World Wide Web
E=MC Square Dance
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wifi
A Linksys to the Past
Your Wifi is in Another Castle
Occam’s Router
Troy and Abed in the Modem
hey its me ur wifi
Not A Pokestop
Wild Wifi Appeared
Banana Stand Money
Panic at the Cisco
Wi-Fight the Feeling
Cheeses Take the Wheel
For Whom the Belkin Tolls
RIP Net Neutrality
Who What When Where WiFi
Wi FI Fo Fum
Printer Only
Daily Bread
One if by LAN…
Wi of the Figer
FBI Channel 90210
FBI Van 13
Surveillance Van
Witness Protection
Tell My Wifi Love Her
Tell Your Wifi Love Her
Your Wifi My Kids
It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
Get Your Own
Amish Rebel
Click and Die
Double Click to Connect
Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
Very Slow
You Will Regret This
Wi FiLecia
Rick Rolled
$1 per hour
The Internet
Clever Wifi is Clever
Fourth Floor Wifi
Reserved for Guests I Hate
No Connections Available
Connection Failed
Please Wait…
Lord of the Pings
Stop Freeloading
Nacho Wifi

Which wifi name do you like best?

For me personally, I like to hide my wifi name under the radar. In the off chance that a mega hacker lives next door, I don't want to draw any attention to my internet connection. I mean what if I were to name it “Tell Your Wifi Love Her” and an extremely sensitive megahacker lives next door with his wife?? But I guess that's being a little paranoid. These names rock! I may pick one out for myself and go ahead and change my wifi name tonight, but probably not the wife one 🙂